Im Josh, and I don't know if i'm alpha or beta. I just know i'm awesome.
The things I post are mostly stupid and nonsensical but it's my blog and i'll post what I fucking want.
One day your whole life is going to flash before your eyes, make sure its worth watching.
Guy: you got a girlfriend?
Me: yeah…
Guy: you like blowjobs?
Me: they’re alright
Guy: do you want me to give you one?
Me: no thanks.
Guy: you got a hard on?
Me: no…go away…